"I can't sing or act or dance but I don't think that really matters if you want to be famous," said Missy. "Lots of celebrities have no talent, and yet you seem all over TV. It's all about who you know...and what you do to them. I went to some audition to become a star, and I told the guys there I didn't really have any talent, but I could give one of them head. So I did....

"I practiced my dance routine every day so I could nail this audition. I showed the talent scouts what I had and then they told me to put on the outfit that the dancers wear. I thought that practice makes perfect, but they seemed like they weren't sure about me, so I told them I'd do whatever it takes. I took off my clothes but they were still slow steppin' so I had to...

Sara, a 20-year-old student from Florida, says, "I want to be famous. I'll do whatever it takes. That's right, whatever it takes. I love being the center of attention and I know people would love me if they saw me on screen. And I'm not just hot, I'm talented, too." Sara is a very talented girl, but as we find out in this video, one of her talents isn't singing. That's a...